As a seminarian, there seems to be lots of things that annoy
me and certain things that I want to do to be annoying, (I mean C’mon, I am a
celibate man!!! For the love of all things, let me have some fun!)
…Before ordination to Priesthood, in the next few years, God
willing, I think I need to get some stuff out of my system! Certain annoyances, wishes, pet peeves and
what not; Soooooooooo here goes!
1
. Find all the people who leave shopping carts
abandoned in Grocery store parking lots and take a key to their respective
cars.
2
.
Invite all the people who don’t wash, to not
take public Transportation. Instead be
forced to walk slowly through a full car wash…backwards
3
.
Enter and leave every room in the house blasting
Europe’s ‘The Final Countdown’ complete
with smoke and fireworks,.. pro
wrestling style.
4
. Play really loud bagpipes, while walking through
a public library…
5
.
Answer 17! (Really enthusiastically )to the
people at a restaurant who ask ‘How many ketchups do you want?’
6
.
Wear a DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
t-shirt in Harlem while quoting random ‘Arnold ‘ from Diff’rent Strokes,…
‘Whachoo talkin’bout Willis?’
7
.
Feed red Skittles to 18 year old douchebags in
the gym, telling them it’s a flavored pro hormone that will not only increase their
size and strength but also their libido,…Sit back and watch placebo take
effect…
8
.
Introduce myself as George Costanza,
representative of the human fund,.(to a newly arrived immigrant)
9
.
Eliminate all pigeons. (Because they are kamikaze sky rats who will
try to pick food off the street within an inch of the wheel of your car.)
1
. Find a list of all Jehovah’s Witnesses in the
neighbourhood, ring their doorbells and hand out free copies of MAD magazine…
God bless!
1 comment:
LOL! :-)
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