Pope speaks on Africa,..

Pope Benedict XVI once again caused a secular tsunami over his remarks regarding condoms. According to the Pope,..condoms don't prevent AIDS. It is really amazing how the media looks to isolate a sentence thereby making who they want to look stupid,..look stupid. Now for all you media folks out there, I'm about to drop a bombshell,..are you ready, sitting down?,..Okay here goes......THE POPE IS CATHOLIC!..Yes it is true, I figured that would need some clarification, especially in light of the fact that the media is either secular or filled with dissident catholics, y'know the Richard McBrien type...First off, back in the sixties and seventies there was this magical document called 'Humanae Vitae.' It came in light of questions concerning whether or not Catholics would be allowed to use artificial birth control. Pope Paul VI orchestrated this document about the dangers of artificial contraception, (ie promiscuity...etc) and today he looks like a prophet!

The root problem is that we (mankind,..oops humankind) need to humanize the sexual act as a free expression between two married people,..not just a sensual pastime designed in order to get off. OOOOhhhhh, I can almost hear the groans from the left, dissidents everywhere saying, 'yeah, but they're gonna do 'it' anyway, at least they'll be safe with condoms. Well to them I say if their kids are doing heroin, instead of getting to the root of the problem, we should just give them clean needles!

Ciao..!

Wow,..anything for a story,...

Well,...its been a while since my last post and due to lack of time, this blog is definitely feelin' some wear and tear,...Where to begin? Well how about the coverage of Pope Benedict XVI's excommunication revocation of four schismatic Bishops belonging to the Society of Saint Pius X? First off, the SSPX is NOT in full communion with the Catholic Church. Normalizing four illicit concecrations does nothing to change the canonical status of the Society in question or its adherents. This move was one of reconcialition and a first step towards possible full communion in the future. NOW DA STORY,..! One of the Bishops in question made some ignorant remarks regarding his view of the Holocaust. This Bishop definetly needs a history lesson along with some serious psychological evaluations(my opinion..)regarding his own sanity. Irregardless of his ignorant views regarding a political and historical event, the excommunication revocation had nothing to do with it. The Pope has expressed on many different occasions that he is far from being a Nazi sympathizer. Alas,..the secular media however always looking for a story took a different route...

The Montreal Canadiens are tanking faster than the Titanic,..Guy Carbonneau is gone and the Francophone media is shrieking at the thought of Don Lever possibly being the head coach,..dontcha love Quebec?...We're sooooo progressive! Except when it comes to anything remotely english,..

bye for now...

Okay, now can everyone get back to reality?

So its done. This past tuesday, Barack Hussein Obama became the 44th president of the United States,..translation; the leader of the free world. Amidst all the hoopla, bells and whistles, I decided to conduct an informal survey, (among Canadians, in my neighborhood) on what policies they like within the new administration. We already know where he stands on the life issue (the biggest one!), but what are his positions on the economy? Kindly email me if you don't want to participate, but I would really like to know...I mean he can articulate, but then again so can the Rock,...(wait for it....)...IF YOU SMELL WHAT I'M COOKIN!'....

What the hell is Process Theology?!?

Last week I had a conversation with a seminarian friend of mine and a couple who are trying their best to live out the Faith. As usual, the conversation steered its way into high Theology, giving opinions on such giants as Aristotle, Aquinas and Jacques Maritain. We laughed at how we as young people (under 35) were all considered radically conservative by our current hierarchy in Montreal. Each one of us recounted a story concerning an experience in being silenced by the open-minded liberal majority who don't believe in silencing except if it is sound Catholic dogma. I was asked if I ever heard of Process Theology, to which I answered that I had not. Its 'father,' Alfred North Whitehead, argues basically that God changes with time (subject to time?) and change is constant. The notion of 'Being' vs 'Becoming?' Now this can easily give birth to the 'Spirit'(which one?!)of Vatican II and all the rest of the koombaya BS polluting our Sanctuar..,err 'worship space.'

Folks, the moral of this story is that crappy Theology comes from crappy philosophy. The irony is that our 'leadership' openly wonders why parishes are closing when we are constantly subjected to this kind of crap. Note to the hippie priests still in control, your generation is dying and the return of the Church is inevitable. (Pope Benedict XVI, Motu Propio, younger orthodox priests...)

Sacred Heart of Jesus, Have mercy on us!
Immaculate Heart of Mary, pray for us!

Guess who's back,...bigger stronger and more politically incorrect than EVAAAH!

Happy New Year! Hope everyone first off had a great Feast of Mary Mother of God and secondly a wonderful secular New Year!

Well due to complications I have been away, (meaning my internet access was limited) and I have a few things to address. Not having access to something as basic as internet caused me to reflect upon Western culture's addiction to technology. This has happened before when I lost my cell phone and subsequently felt that my left arm had been amputated. What does that say about me? About the culture we live in and specifically where we are headed? Not much, only that our dependancy upon gadgets will strip away our basic humanity and leave us with more debt. (Case in point, I was witness to someone using their GPS navigation to go to the store).

Jean Charest has been re-elected with a majority government (thank God!) so the left of Lenin Communist hippies still dreaming about the imaginary country of Quebexico will be given another five years of trying think up a trickier question for the next referendum. I feel the need to contribute to their thought process,..

-Question: Do you believe Quebec should be decentralized more from the federal government of Canada thereby requiring a political, social, economic and military association while of course maintaining the Canadian dollar within the scope of an agreement signed outside time and space by the ghost of Rene Levesque supported by the bill respecting the future of Quebec as well as Gilles Duceppe's unborn great grandchild?

YES(separation!)

NO (really means no association with Canada, so again separation!)

Imagine,..this way both headquarters could chant,..'On veut un pay!'

While keeping on the political front, Michael Ignatieff has become leader of the Federal Liberal Party replacing the epidimy of charisma himself,..the one, the only...Stephane Dion!

WWE rules! The rumormill has Christian returning to WWE, while Austin will be honored at Wrestlemania 25! All you TNA fans, please stop emailing my hotmail account before you actually watch the product,..I think TNA should rename themselves WCW pt 2,.(especially the way there going...)

All for now, until next time...

Have nothing to do?...Then help the needy!

A rare thing for me to do is to post twice in a day,..yet I thought this deserved its own entry. Freerice.com works with the UN food bank to give rice to the needy. By playing a game, you get to feed people through correct answers. A website like this proves that everyone can help. I will propose that during the season of advent, we the online community pick a day and throughout that day flood freerice.com with as many hits as possible.
Thank-you

Rumblings of a Coalition Storm is a-Brewin...

What better way to prove Jean Charest right when at the Federal level, the minority Tories are in trouble. The most recent news on the Canadian political spectrum is that a possible coalition of Liberal, NDP and you guessed it ,..BLOC Quebecois will topple the Harper regime and form a new government! Well, if that doesn't prove that minority governments don't work,..I really don't know what will. You see, for us in la Belle Province, we are already going to the polls on December 8th in a very unpopular election. The Provincial Liberals argued that in order to endure the coming economic crisis, we'll need stability, and believe it or not, I agree. Last tuesday's debate changed nobody's mind but solidified my belief that now is not the time to change the Captain of the ship, instead we need to support him. Super Mario and Pauline were trying to destabilize Charest by accusing him of hiding losses at the Caisse de Depot.,one problem, though the Caisse operates independantly from politics. (All you separatists who are accidently reading this post, remember 1995? When Jacques Parizeau wanted to use 15 million dollars from the Caisse to prop up the Canadian dollar should a 'Yes' vote win? Convenient when it only benefits you, isn't it?) Although, to be fair, I believe that the Caisse should release quarter updates, but that is for them to decide.

Back to the Federal level, what happens if the government falls?, Well nobody wants to go the polls and frankly we can't afford it. Canadians need stability, yet we also need an identity. For myself, I vote on social issues, that aside, we must ask ourselves the question, is Canada a failed experiment in socialism? Even the Federal Liberals are left of center. Can you really imagine this scenerio as the government?

Prime Minister Stephane Dion. (I don't think the Liberals would allow it!)
Defense Minister Jack Layton. (Koombya my Lord,..Koombaya)
Intergovernmental Affairs Minister Gilles Duceppe. (C'mon how funny would that be?)

For good measure, I would run by-elections in Tronna (toronto), Montreal and Vancouver. The candidates would be unopposed and they would be Don Cherry, Pierre Falardeau and David Suzuki. I would have in that order, my Speaker of the House, my Heritage Minister, and my Environmental Minister.

Oh Lord, I could do this all day...