I recently experienced an epiphany. It would seem that I have now seen the error of my ways and thus feel the need to emotively express myself with regards to this new change of direction. The Church cannot be static, we must learn to dialogue and discern the signs of the times especially in light of the Spirit of the second Vatican Council. That includes rethinking the Church, the scriptures, gravity and yes,..Mathematics! (What kind of bigoted closed minded intolerant, insensitive person still believes 2+2=4? Can they be anymore backwards?) I recently read the American Catholic Council's manifesto and was enlightened by the spirit of change! I think it even spoke to me after using my new Ouija board!!! I was so delighted. No longer would I be shackled by oppressive Catholic patriarchal anti-environment substructure,..I am free to be me! So that being said, let's pass the condoms, contracept ourselves into oblivion and prepare to tolerate and welcome our future Islamic state, Canadastan. I mean after all we were so compassionate and tolerant to them as they emmigrated, that I'm sure they'll return the favour, we only misunderstand countries like Saudi Arabia and the Sudan,..beacons for human rights that we in the west discriminate against. I mean every woman wants to dress like a ninja, especially in desert heat! By the way,..drugs are good!
I think you get my point. Too often we are accused of not being 'open-minded' Well,..the above paragraph represents a scenerio of being soooooooo open minded that your brain falls out. My friends, objective truth does exist,.and it is found completely and in its entirety in the one, holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church! God Bless and to all the separated brethren,..discern that closed minded statement I just made and come home!
Pope John Paul the Great,.....Ora pro nobis..