Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Dear Michael Voris

Just a quick note to thank you for all the work you do over at Real Catholic TV.  As a man in his thirties, I grew up amidst the turbulent 1980s whereby being forced to attend Mass, I would often wonder why God and Jesus were so into arts and crafts.  But really?  I can vividly recall one Sunday back then when I had a game in the morning.  It was rare, because we were still somewhat sane, and stores were still closed.  My parents, allowed me to play, but I remember being rushed off the ice, into the car because we had to be at Sunday school/'catechism class.'  I remember most of the boys in class were also on my team, and we were ushered into the parish hall in full equipment, though our skates and sticks were left in the car.  Myself, I was always into religion and my Faith, but having to rush to create a cardboard butterfly to give to Father 'Feelgood' so he could put it on the table of the Lord as we all sang 'Joy Joy Joy down in my heart.,.it didn't do it for me...Yup, that April, we made our First Communion.  This Jesus dude wasn't portrayed to us as God Incarnate who died for our sins, but as a fluffy bunny rabbit who told everyone to be niiiice:)  Yayyyy!  Through shows like the Vortex, I know that I'm not alone with the above scenerio.

Now, times and things have changed!  I am now discerning priesthood, and have not hidden it.  I am still a work in progress(believe me!).  I thank you for shining a light on those bottom feeding little pissants still controlling chancery offices and vocation recruitment.  There I go being uncharitable again!  Well I will not lay down my life for some wishy washy socialist driven politically correct bullshit-a-thon!.  Newsflash!  I am a man!  I am a sinner!  I need Jesus!  I don't want to die in a state of unrepentant mortal sin!  I truly wish to live the Call to Holiness!  I need prayers!  I support!  There is a long road ahead of me,..Mr Voris,..keep up the good work, you are in my prayers!  (Spins pencil,..)

To Mr Voris' marketing stylist,..Please do something about his hair,..really,.please.  Its not cool, all. ;)

Sacred Heart of Jesus,.........Have mercy on us.


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Anonymous said...

You got your wish. He changed his hair.